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"no, ma’am. you can’t have emojis on your grandmothers grave."

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

i do this also. they also have distinct personalities. 3 is a real bitch. 7 is like hella laid back 

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nicoosuxx:

when you realize you have homework on a sunday night

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ummm this looks like a man giving another man a blow job i do not see how this sums up having homework on a sunday night?

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sirbombalot:

Who the hell sneaked into my bathroom and forced me to take all these pictures of myself and then upload them to the tumblr my god this is embarrassing

selfie game is too much 

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zubat:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

Science is so wonderful and so terrifying

if you watch it backwards its like it just leveled up

zubat:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

Science is so wonderful and so terrifying

if you watch it backwards its like it just leveled up

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jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

weak ass potato

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searchin for the booty like

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deucebasket:

the perfect text post should affect a person physically also, like make them ill or die

does it  count if your selfies make people vomit?

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I’m not goon in biologic”

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