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All I want out of life is to see Matthew McConaughey naked that’s all

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the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

I am

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sextnoise:

now this is how you blog

"ur blog is shit"
Me: “I know”

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The fuck are ice cream cones made out of anyway ????

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

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certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

Swiggity swooty

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White people need to be stopped

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Homie bear just tryna chill

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